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Which comedians said these famous jokes?
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Question 1 of 15
'What do you call an out-of-work jester? Nobody's fool.'
Tommy Cooper
Les Dawson
Jimmy Tarbuck
Ronnie Corbett
Question 2 of 15
‘They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.’
Les Dennis
Johnny Vegas
Bob Monkhouse
Eric Morecambe
Question 3 of 15
‘There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.’
Frankie Boyle
Billy Connolly
Kevin Bridges
Rhona Cameron
Question 4 of 15
‘My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape. I choose round.’
Frankie Howerd
Bill Bailey
Jo Brand
Sarah Millican
Question 5 of 15
‘Ireland is the best place in the world for directions. People will say to you, “I wouldn’t start from here if I were you.”’
Tommy Tiernan
Dave Allen
Billy Connolly
Dylan Moran
Question 6 of 15
‘People who like trance music are very persistent. They don't techno for an answer.’
Joe Lycett
Joel Dommett
Harry Hill
Alan Carr
Question 7 of 15
‘I’m sure wherever my father is, he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.’
Jack Whitehall
Tim Vine
Ross Noble
Ken Dodd
Question 8 of 15
‘The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.’
Steve Martin
Joan Rivers
Jerry Seinfeld
Richard Pryor
Question 9 of 15
‘Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.’
Tim Vine
Jimmy Carr
Lee Mack
Russell Howard
Question 10 of 15
‘Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.’
Miranda Hart
Bill Bailey
Alex Horne
Rob Brydon
Question 11 of 15
“People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.”
Jo Brand
Peter Kay
Victoria Wood
Jasper Carrott
Question 12 of 15
‘I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.’
Jon Richardson
Tim Key
Mark Watson
Nick Helm
Question 13 of 15
‘Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, ‘Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.”’
Ed Byrne
Aisling Bea
Tommy Tiernan
Des Bishop
Question 14 of 15
‘You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.’
Sarah Pascoe
Michael McIntyre
Peter Kay
David Mitchell
Question 15 of 15
‘I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!’
Tim Vine
Stewart Francis
Tommy Cooper
Ricky Gervais
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'What do you call an out-of-work jester? Nobody's fool.'
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Correct Answer: Tommy Cooper
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‘They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Bob Monkhouse
3
‘There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Billy Connolly
4
‘My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape. I choose round.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Sarah Millican
5
‘Ireland is the best place in the world for directions. People will say to you, “I wouldn’t start from here if I were you.”’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Dave Allen
6
‘People who like trance music are very persistent. They don't techno for an answer.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Joel Dommett
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‘I’m sure wherever my father is, he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Jack Whitehall
8
‘The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Joan Rivers
9
‘Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Tim Vine
10
‘Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Bill Bailey
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“People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.”
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Victoria Wood
12
‘I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Nick Helm
13
‘Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, ‘Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.”’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Tommy Tiernan
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‘You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Sarah Pascoe
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‘I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!’
Your Answer:
Correct Answer: Stewart Francis
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